Good morning.
The curry you gave us last time
was delicious.
Really?
I'll bring you something next time as well.
Thanks to Anonymous @ >>10321810 for the script!
Also, for the love of Christ, please someone else pick up this series!
Team Play
Hang in there!
Go!
Why aren't we participating as well?
Because our class is
is strictly to be cultured.
We shall have a cultured athletics festival!
What are you talking about?
If we were to participate in an athletics festival with people who train every day,
we would be in big trouble!
It'd be like tossing a rabbit with a pulled muscle into a lion's den!
This
is where I got hurt during the 2nd year of middle school.
This one's from the 1st year of high school.
And also,
my future wife
will end up seeing something even scarier.
The athletics festival is a festival for athletic people.
A cultured person who participates
puts himself in great danger.
That is why only we
are holding a cultured athletics festival!
What is a cultured athletics festival?
I see.
On the program for this year is:
If you want to build an addition to a house,
you have to send an application to a committee,
explain it to the residents, and other such annoying things.
An obstacle course where we have to overcome such hardships!
A scavenger hunt where we figure out where we can find the best mortgage for a home!
Message relay race using chain mail!
Cheering people on over the internet!
It's okay to do it normally.
What nonsense are you talking about again.
In that case,
is there such a thing as an athletic culture festival?
Of course there is.
It was held in secret last year.
What would an athletic culture festival be like?
Well...
according to last year's program,
a haunted house in which Koshien's Monster or the Lefty Demon
or a Red Devil or the Witch of the Orient appear,
a performance in which the purpose is to purposefully fall over in order to get a PK
or to pretend to have been hit by a pitch to get on base,
food stands that have a food fight against each other,
and a science exhibit which shows off the breaking of a watermelon using 16 blows!
Well, that definitely might be an athletic culture festival...
Anyway, we must certainly
keep the worlds of culture and athletics separate.
Also,
even in our world of culture,
we must divide into science and liberal arts.
In other words, everything in the world
can be categorized as science, liberal arts, or athletics, one of these three!
Three?
That's right.
For example, even among the beverages you might buy at a convenience store,
Science.
Liberal arts.
Athletics.
You can categorize them in this way.
Well, I guess the sports drink would fit under athletics, but...
Even among sports drinks, Pocari would be under liberal arts,
while Aquarius smells of science.
I can't tell what you're basing this on.
Even in love,
science, liberal arts, athletics,
there are different paths for each.
Science love.
Data collection.
Liberal arts love.
Love letter.
Athletic love.
Hit it and break it!
If we're talking of love,
even that thing people your age must be very interested in,
a kiss.
Kiss?
Liberal arts kiss.
Science kiss.
What about athletic kiss?
That would be a thrown kiss.
An athletic kiss is a thrown kiss, how cute.
How could it be cute... ?
Here it comes!
She's indeed athletic.
She puts her entire body into it even when kissing.
Don't just accept it!
Anyway,
everything can be categorized under science, liberal arts, or athletics!
There are some that aren't classified.
Strictly speaking,
I think the Hibiya Line fits under liberal arts.
That's right.
Beyond just science, liberal arts, and athletics,
there are things in this world whose categorization has become hazy.
For example,
when Toyota makes a car that only Honda should be able to make,
or when a beautiful road that used to be only in Tokyu gets built in Keikyu.
When a manga that used to be only released on Sundays
gets carried by a magazine?
When an anime that would normally air in the evenings airs at midnight,
or when an anime aimed at fanatics airs on Sunday mornings.
Even between NEETs and hikikomoris,
the boundary has become hazy for many people.
I
plan to work.
Komori-chan.
Well, certainly,
I shouldn't act as if hikikomoris and NEETs are the same.
NEETs do go out sometimes.
In any event,
many boundary lines have become vague!
That's something that I can't stand.
But what annoys me the most is a cultured person who is also good at athletics!
Watch out!
That's dangerous!
What is it?
Nothing.
That's right.
Harumi was always like this.
She was the best runner in the class,
and she was the first to successfully do a spin around the iron bar.
Please don't uselessly have such athletic talents!
What is this,
this needless criticism!?
It couldn't be.
Harumi-chan's athletic talents aren't useless.
And,
she's strictly within the boundary lines of culture.
Now,
the 17th
Comic Market will open.
- Please don't run! - Comic Market will open.
Hooray!
Like that.
And her perfect body balance.
Aren't you treating me like a huge idiot?
Can endings also be classified under liberal arts, science, or athletics?
Of course.
For example,
if it ends as a dream, then it's liberal arts.
But if you have to think about it, then it would be under science.
But
now that the boundary lines are hazy
it's possible that we might not ever know what an athletic ending would be.
[Danger]
An athletic ending would be-
It would be an explosive ending.
Despair phase concluded.
I Always Called That Person A Leftover
Fortune
Fortune Bag
There are still some fortune bags left over.
There's a limit to things left over from selling.
They say that there is fortune in leftovers,
so buy one.
There's no way that there would be fortune!
Teacher...
A fortune bag that's left over
would be a leftover of leftovers, wouldn't it?
Leftovers are put into fortune bags
and those left over from that!
They are the scraps of leftovers!
There is no fortune in that.
They are undoubtedly filled with garbage!
That can't be true.
These days, fortune bags
contain decent items anywhere you go.
Some people even make money
through online auctions by selling items from fortune bags of popular stores.
But really famous stores,
in order to maintain their brand name,
rip up unsold clothes instead of putting them in fortune bags.
Good things aren't left over!
But there are some stores that introduce new items just for fortune bags,
so you can't just call them scraps.
I feel that there's something wrong with that.
These days, there are many fortune bags where you can even tell what items are inside.
In that case,
that's just selling a set of items.
First of all,
I can understand having one for clothes,
but there are fortune bags for products that don't make sense to me.
Like a pharmacy fortune bag,
or a glasses store fortune bag,
or a gas station fortune bag,
or a travel agency fortune bag!
Pharmacy fortune bags have detergents, shampoo,
supplements, or soy cookies, things like that.
How can I believe something like that?
Definitely,
they must have drugs with known dangers
or some incontinence medicine that is left over!
Glasses store fortune bags have
lens cleaners, cases
or coupons, things like that.
I won't be fooled!
They must have frames that you'll never use in your life
or used disposable contact lenses!
I'm in despair!
Fortune bags that have no fortune have left me in despair!
Hello, teacher.
Kobushi-san.
Could it be!
Oh my.
It doesn't have anything like an animal inside.
It has things like pet food or collars inside.
I see, that must be the case.
There's definitely something alive in there!
On top of that,
it's an animal's cry that I've never heard before!
What animal is it? What animal is it?
It's really filled up with something.
It definitely has quite an assortment of things inside.
The fortune bags of this country are strange.
You were here, Kimura-san?
In the country where I used to be, they had items
like home-made works,
or hair from a baby,
or some pink pickled food,
completely worthless things like that.
On January 1st, 2 AM,
if you toss that along with a cat into a neighbor's yard, you could live happily ever after!
I've been wondering for a while now,
but what country did you return from?
Anyway, fortune bags seem to contain nothing but scraps.
Even if they're scraps, they can be great things.
This is a fortune bag from a tofu shop.
There are bean curd leftovers inside.
Maybe it's a strange expression, but these are tofu scraps.
Bean curd leftovers are highly nutritious and also taste good.
We eat them often at our house.
C-certainly...
This is a fortune bag from a brewery.
The leftovers from making beer,
it contains brewer's yeast.
Even the scraps that were thrown away have come to light
and their worth is being reevaluated.
There certainly is a lot of fortune in leftovers!
Leaving these amazing leftovers behind is wasteful.
Each industry and individual needs to work harder to improve their fortune bags!
I got it!
Maria
will help you make fortune bags!
I just have to collect all the leftovers from everywhere, right?
I made these fortune bags by collecting the leftovers from everywhere.
This is a fortune bag from
the Orix Buffaloes that was created just a bit ago.
The players left over are inside.
It's enough for an entire team!
This is a fortune bag from a construction company-
Those aren't supposed to be left over!
This is a fortune bag from a cosmetic surgeon.
The leftovers are inside.
Leftovers...
They're what were left over.
Teacher, are you left over as well?
I'm not.
Teacher...
I'm definitely not left over!
I hate being left over!
I don't want to see leftovers any more.
Good evening.
Yes, come in.
Sorry for coming so late at night.
I'm a college student from next door.
I made too much curry, so there's some left over.
If you'd like, please have it.
There is fortune in leftovers...
was that it?
Maybe that's right.
Is your belief shaken by curry from a female college student?
The leftovers of leftovers?
What's up with you guys?
Did you eat something old?
Indeed, there's no fortune.
Poor thing...
Please use this.
Do you think
at least it will protect you a little from the rain and dew?
I'm such an immature person!
The Other Side of an Act of Kindness
Kaga-san.
What is it?
Didn't you just do something good?
I'm a disgraceful person who expected a reward.
I expected the reward
of him telling me, "Thank you."
So,
when he remained silent, I deliberatly asked him;
"Do you think at least it will protect you a little from the rain and dew?"
I'm
a girl who shows off an act of kindness!
Oh, you have a giving heart.
Once upon a time,
a great monk had the same thought.
One cold winter day,
he saw a pitiful pauper out in the street, shivering from the cold,
and so he gave him his coat.
But the pauper
just looked at him quietly,
without a word of thanks.
So the monk
couldn't help but open his mouth.
"How is it?"
"Are you a little warmer?"
Like that.
It's said that the monk suddenly realized what he was doing and regretted it.
"As one who expected thanks in return
for giving someone a favor, I'm disgraceful human being!"
"I was shamelessly showing off an act of kindness!"
Even if something looks like an action done for someone else,
humans in the end want to show off their act of kindness.
You are young, but you have already taken steps in realizing that.
That couldn't be!
I'm still a long way away!
Teacher!
I baked some cookies. Please have some.
Tasty, right?
I was careful with the ingredients. I used Hokkaido mountain butter
and ordered the nuts from Spain.
Because I took so much care with the ingredients and in making them with my hands,
the texture when you chew on it is the best!
Although it did take that much effort and time...
And this wrapping paper and ribbon...
Showing off an act of kindness...
Just now, with a small voice, you said, "showing off an act of kindness," right?
No,
how could I have...
I worked so hard to make them!
It's okay to at least say thank you, isn't it?
That's showing off your act of kindness.
You expected a thank you from me as a reward.
That's not an action of goodwill. It's a demand.
It's thank you theft.
Thank you theft...
So mean!
I ended up saying what I was thinking again.
But
this world is really full
of people showing off their acts of kindness.
Then I wonder what happened next?
How much should I pay?
Just 500 yen is fine.
I'll pay the rest.
It must be tough because schoolteacher salaries aren't very high, right?
Thank you.
It's fine, fine!
There are cases like this.
Someone who shows off an act of kindness after paying just some chump change.
That's the showing off of an act of kindness!
Smile - 0 yen
Since we give you a smile for free, be thankful.
That's what that's trying to say!
That's why,
so that I don't show off even when I smile,
I never look at the clerk directly in the eyes.
What happened to the noble trait of Japanese people not showing off their acts of kindness?
All invested abroad.
Isn't it just give and take?
Isn't it normal to reward someone for an act of kindness?
The both of you
were here?
Isn't it because there are many people who don't return favors
that people end up showing off their acts of kindness?
It's a war of attrition between those who don't return favors
and those who show off their acts of kindness.
Have one.
Sure.
Who's holding the umbrella?
At least say thank you!
What?
It's a girl who doesn't return favors and a girl who shows off her act of kindness.
- Who's a girl who doesn't return favors?! - Who's a girl who shows off her act of kindness?!
Then I wonder what happened next?
Otonashi-san.
0 yen cell phones (new customers)
0 yen cell phones are also an example of showing off acts of kindness.
They're definitely expecting a reward.
We'll sell this to you for 0 yen, so give us thanks with connection fees!
Obviously, since they're a business.
Anyway,
aren't there too many businesses that show off
their acts of kindness with 0 yen products?
Instead of selling things for 0 yen to new users,
sell new devices to old users for cheaper, you idiots!
What are you doing?
You just read Meru-chan's mail message.
Definitely,
there are plenty of advertisements from businesses that show off their acts of kindness.
If they say that they're doing it for the customer,
it makes you think that they're actually doing it for themselves.
If you're talking about advertisements,
that too,
[We cut the night rates] [30% more->20% more]
looks like they're showing off an act of kindness, so it annoys me.
You added an extra charge, and then lowered it.
Tell us with certainty whether or not you raised or lowered the cost!
They raised it.
I'm in despair.
This society that shows off its acts of kindness has left me in despair!
Teacher.
But now it's okay.
Then I wonder what happened next?
At this temple,
people who used to show off their acts of kindness
learn the teachings of Buddha,
learn to acquire a heart of giving,
and come out reformed.
Saying that I took good care of her,
showing off my act of kindness, I demanded an end card from my assistant.
I'm sorry.
Are you really reformed?
Of course.
What is it? Those untrusting eyes.
Since we're reformed, be at least a little thankful!!
You're not reformed at all!
I don't want to be like that.
Then I wonder what happened next?
I guess it's hard to acquire a heart of giving.
You.
It's a Buddhist temple, so why are you dressed as a miko?
It's a relic from the past when they used to be intertwined.
Properly choose whether you're Shinto or Buddhist!
Things like that annoy me!
In the end, she even complains to god...
Then I wonder what happened next?
Kaga-san.
Could you lend me your math notes?
Sure.
If you're okay with mine.
You saved me.
I won't forget this favor.
That's no good!
If you consider it to be a favor, it's no good!
Somehow, it seems that no matter what I do, I end up being a girl who shows off her acts of kindness.
You did the cleaning duty for me.
I won't forget this favor.
That's no good!
If you don't state things clearly here, it will be understood as a favor.
Clearly?
I didn't do it for you!
Don't misunderstand!
Thank you for the notes.
Don't misunderstand.
I didn't write those for you.
Kaga-san
has become a tsundere character!
I
don't know too much about what's popular right now,
but can one be a tsundere without a dere side?
That can be filled in by the imagination, so there's no need for the dere side.
I see.
As one becomes more virtuous, one becomes a tsundere.
That's not it!
Hey, Kudo.
Is there someone you like?
She's pretty nice.
That kid.
Here,
let's ask for a comment from Kaga Ai-chan!
Ummm...
I didn't expect you to watch me!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Tsunwabi?
It's an omake.
Usui Kagero's diary "Sick Visits Volume"
I stayed home from school today due to a cold.
And so
Kimura-san from my class brought me a printout.
I brought you a printout.
Why are you blushing!
I had to do this because the teacher asked me to!
If he hadn't,
there's no way I would have visited such an unrefined guy as you, you baldie!
Kimura-san said,
"I didn't bring it because I like you".
And blushed.
I see.
That's what they mean by a tsundere.
That's what I'll write in my diary.
Marionette.
Teacher's pet.
Marionette.
Teacher's pet. I'm a marionette.
Marionette.
Teacher's pet.
Marionette.
Teacher's pet. I'm a marionette.
I'm Romeo.
You are Juliet.
Teacher's pet. Teacher's pet.
Wind-up mechanized Grand Guignol.
A loving mind is violin.
Losing the freedom of your heart
It's a philosophy of pleasure.
Teacher's pet. Teacher's pet.
Rodrico of Izu.
Rodrico came from Puerto Rico.
He looked to be about 32 years old.
Inside a dimly lit bath,
a nude Rodrico suddenly ran at me
and reached out with both hands to grab something.
He was completely nude without even a towel.
That was Rodrico.